UPCOMING SHOWS July 21st, 8:00pm The Onion Comedy Series Presents: The Dirty Birds Show!The San Francisco Punchline 444 Battery Street San Francisco, CA $12, 2 drink minimumBuy tickets nowTumblr (3.0; @chrisgarcia)http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1393193&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1393193&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1393193&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/>New Video!  ”Sean Keane’s Magic Box.” Watch my roommate and fellow comic <a href="http://seankeanecomedy.com/">Sean</a> as he looks for a bike lock in a box he hasn’t opened in over 3 years. http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/43390420http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/43390420Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:02:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/w88iOFQTUbrbbor0nU1e6QrR_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Tessie Chuahttp://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/43242603http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/43242603Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:57:39 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/w88iOFQTUbr9gekciJGEtNIq_500.gif"/><br/><br/>I’m really glad I googled <a href="http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0824/">Teen Wolf</a> at 2am.http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/43239141http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/43239141Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:05:00 -0700Tonight! aliwong: The SF Chronicle highlighted tonight’s Onion show as one of their featured picks...http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/43064476http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/43064476Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:18:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/w88iOFQTUbf9tzl63CJCrzUw_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Next Monday! <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/premercial?target=L2NvbnRlbnQvaW5kZXg=">The Onion</a> Presents: The Dirty Birds Show! Come watch poopoo and peepee jokes by the finest poopoo and peepee slingers in town. http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/42261609http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/42261609Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:42:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/pChMXsgkPbawh79mxssGY9y6_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Catch brilliant Stand Up Comic and improviser Sean Keane as he struts his stuff with the Secret Improv Society TONIGHT at the Shelton Theater! Keane says the last time he performed with these guys was the most fun, totally bestest show he’d ever been a part of, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. </p> <p><a href="http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/41936208/im-doing-a-short-standup-set-and-then-doing">seankeane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m doing a short standup set, and then doing improv, as the guest host for the <a href="http://www.secretimprovsociety.com">Secret Improv Society</a>. Last time I performed with these guys, it was one of the most enjoyable shows I’ve ever done. In addition, my friend Mike particpated as an audience volunteer during one scene, during which he performed masterfully while downing two Sierra Nevadas.</p> <p>The fun starts at 10, and admission is $15.</p> </blockquote>http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/42017849http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/42017849Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:01:50 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/w88iOFQTUbaxr9ubc02ZoTOK_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Patton Oswalt and friend.http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41939383http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41939383Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:54:05 -0700Comedian Patton Oswalt's commencement speech at his former high school (a must read): Thanks for...http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41938822http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41938822Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:49:10 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/w88iOFQTUb9danulxCe9pezm_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Me and future me at Zeitgeist. http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41798673http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41798673Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:33:34 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1306109&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1306109&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1306109&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/>My tight bros from way back when came to visit me for the 4th of July. Here’s a quick little diddy of a video we made with Mike’s new fancypants camera and a power strip to the face. (<a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1306109">via Mike Fischer on Vimeo</a>)http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41577924http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41577924Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:32:00 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1299936&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1299936&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1299936&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/>Ladies Love a Man in Unicorn on Vimeo (via <a href="http://vimeo.com/1299936">Vimeo</a>)http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41397344http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/41397344Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:19:58 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zcOUsPTcvFI&ap=%2526fmt%3D18"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zcOUsPTcvFI&ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Thunderant - Carrie Brownstein from Sleater Kinney and SNL’s Fred Armisen in “Feminist Bookstore”.  Sent to me by E Heller. Might as well call this video “Every <a href="http://weirfreak.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/wavy-734775.jpg">Berkeley</a> Poetry Class I Ever Took.” http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40747985http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40747985Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:35:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/w88iOFQTUay0kmx5H59Sv6v0_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><i>My</i> new roommate…http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40743689http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40743689Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:52:10 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/w88iOFQTUaxsrge82ZwpwA3u_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40721000http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40721000Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:13:36 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZDuuJp4bDtE&ap=%2526fmt%3D18"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZDuuJp4bDtE&ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://caleparks.tumblr.com/post/40198517/jump-that-burguh-in-the-moon">caleparks</a>: </p> <blockquote>Jump that burguh in the moon!</blockquote> <blockquote>     <a href="http://www.chrisgarciacomedy.com">Chris Garcia</a>:</blockquote> <blockquote>                                 Norwegian Grep Proops is <i>way</i> better than American Greg Proops.  </blockquote>http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40208510http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40208510Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:39:00 -0700American Apparel video featured on Comedy Central Insider!: It’s been a good day for my...http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40085090http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40085090Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:16:00 -0700<embed src="http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/flash/fmpv3/RooftopPlayerEmbedded.swf" bgcolor="#161513" flashvars="baseURL=http://www.rooftopcomedy.com&continuousPlaybackUrl=http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/{clipCode}&clipCode=AmericanApparel&autoPlay=false" name="RooftopPlayer" width="448" height="298" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><br/><br/>http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40070196http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/40070196Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:05:23 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OTFfPCa6yKY&ap=%2526fmt%3D18"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OTFfPCa6yKY&ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>My buddy Alex Koll aka “Shred Begley Jr” won first place at the US Air Guitar Regional Championships last night! Catch him tomorrow night at Mind of Garcia, and at the Air Guitar National Finals soon! (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/pacino123">pacino123</a>) http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/39965453http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/39965453Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:13:11 -0700<a href="http://www.sfstandup.com/blog/2008/06/23/mind-of-garcia-at-the-dark-room-this-friday/">A short interview about my Mind of Garcia show at The Dark Room this Friday via SFstandup.com</a>http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/39939140http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/39939140Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:08:41 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/w88iOFQTUao3yxs0x29TAvWL_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>This Friday!<a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/36914"> Buy tickets here.</a>http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/39848450http://chrisgarcia.tumblr.com/post/39848450Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:29:51 -0700