Hmmm… Let’s see. What’s this guys perversion? He’s balding and artsy, wears horned rimmed glasses and a bookish thrift store sport coat. He’s not so attractive and looks like he would be intimidated by hot white chicks. He definitely lives in a metropolitan city. I’m gonna go with: Young Asian girls, Regis. Final answer.
Btw, the fact that Woody Allen is a filmmaker, writer, and comedian that wears Buddy Holly glasses and argyle sweaters that not only adopted but later married the same Asian woman makes him the ULTIMATE HIPSTER.