UPCOMING SHOWS

April 16th- April 19th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Charlie Murphy)
2100 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA

April 23rd - April 26th
The Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Portland, Oregon

May 1st & May 2nd, 8:00/10:00pm
Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA
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May 7th- May 10th, 8:00/10:00pm
Rooster T Feathers (w/ Arj Barker of Flight of the Conchords)
157 W El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA

August 4th- August 6th, 8:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Maria Bamford of the Comedians of Comedy)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

August 7th- August 9th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Robert Schimmel)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

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Chris Garcia

March 31, 2009
Tue Mar 31
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Btw, the fact that Woody Allen is a filmmaker, writer, and comedian that wears Buddy Holly glasses and argyle sweaters that not only adopted but later married the same Asian woman makes him the ULTIMATE HIPSTER.

Hmmm… Let’s see. What’s this guys perversion? He’s balding and artsy, wears horned rimmed glasses and a bookish thrift store sport coat. He’s not so attractive and looks like he would be intimidated by hot white chicks. He definitely lives in a metropolitan city. I’m gonna go with: Young Asian girls, Regis. Final answer.

Btw, the fact that Woody Allen is a filmmaker, writer, and comedian that wears Buddy Holly glasses and argyle sweaters that not only adopted but later married the same Asian woman makes him the ULTIMATE HIPSTER.


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