Chris Garcia

The Great Quake of 2009: A Play In One Act

seankeane:

(SETTING: The living room.  SEAN and CHRIS are sitting with their laptops, on separate couches.  From outside, the noise of nail guns and hammering can be heard.  Suddenly, the house begins to shake.)

CHRIS: This is an earthquake.

SEAN: (still kind of thinking it’s a construction accident) Huh, yeah, Probably.

(The house continues to shake)

CHRIS: You know, I’m going to move from under this enormous mirror just in case.

THE END