Thu
May
15
Hotter than Heyyyy-des: Sean Keane and Chris Garcia discuss the San Francisco Heatwave
- me: I really cant handle sf when it's hot. The outfits are ridiculous. Dickies turned shorts and derby caps, howard the duck tank tops, it makes me miss LA
- Sean Keane: this is officially no-bra thursday in SF as well
- me: hahahaha
- Sean: In the castro, it's ok to wear a fishing hat in public
- me: If at least 80 dudes wear fishing caps, they legalize gay marriage.
- So, me and ali can legally wed now
- Sean: does that mean previous outlaw wedddings are now legit?
- this is going to be the gayest night in the castro since Badlands had Half-Priced Appletini and Free Butt Plug Night back in '05
- me: yeah theyre legal now. it's called writ of fabulous corpus
- Sean: we should start developing a gay divorce court show right now
- me: Judge Nudy
- maybe judge tootie?
- judge foodie!
- Sean: judge Foodie
- i like it
- played by Nato Green
- me: naturally!
- let's do this!
- Sean: would he do food-related cases?
- or just eat during his crappy small claims cases?
- me: the defendant - blake lancerton, owner of man tan # 3 tanning salon on owner claims that "tran tan #3" is using a similar name to steal his transvestite client base
- Sean: ha. and tran tan's owner claims their waxing and aromatherapy service differentiate them
- me: we use tea tree oil and they use lavender (a tranny named LAVENDER)
