UPCOMING SHOWS

July 21st, 8:00pm
The Onion Comedy Series Presents:
The Dirty Birds Show!
The San Francisco Punchline
444 Battery Street
San Francisco, CA
$12, 2 drink minimum
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Chris Garcia comedy dot com

Chris Garcia

May 13, 2008
Hey, Happy Birthday, man. Today is a magical day. You, my grandfather, and Stevie Wonder were all born today. My grandfather got shot in the nuts by his ex-wife who used to be one of his prostitutes and Stevie Wonder is blind….Seems like youre doing much better than they are.     - Bryan Odom  

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