UPCOMING SHOWS

April 16th- April 19th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Charlie Murphy)
2100 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA

April 23rd - April 26th
The Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Portland, Oregon

May 1st & May 2nd, 8:00/10:00pm
Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA
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May 7th- May 10th, 8:00/10:00pm
Rooster T Feathers (w/ Arj Barker of Flight of the Conchords)
157 W El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA

August 4th- August 6th, 8:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Maria Bamford of the Comedians of Comedy)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

August 7th- August 9th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Robert Schimmel)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

For more dates and additional information, visit my
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Chris Garcia comedy dot com

Chris Garcia

May 10, 2009
Sun May 10
Moms and Pops on their wedding day, Havana, Cuba, 1964.
Not only is my Mama adorable, she also happens to be funniest person I know. She’s silly, she’s clever, she’s super raunchy and raw, hilariously mean, quick as a whip, physical like a Farley, and her laugh is sweeter than a thin mint. Her favorite movies are Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Naked Gun, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and for some strange reason, Big Mama’s House. 
She has the amazing ability of making people laugh during tough times. A sassy little cuban Patch Adams, but funny. She’s the reason I’m a comedian today. 
Happy Mother’s day to the funniest little lady I know. I love you, Mom!

Moms and Pops on their wedding day, Havana, Cuba, 1964.

Not only is my Mama adorable, she also happens to be funniest person I know. She’s silly, she’s clever, she’s super raunchy and raw, hilariously mean, quick as a whip, physical like a Farley, and her laugh is sweeter than a thin mint. Her favorite movies are Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Naked Gun, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and for some strange reason, Big Mama’s House. 

She has the amazing ability of making people laugh during tough times. A sassy little cuban Patch Adams, but funny. She’s the reason I’m a comedian today. 

Happy Mother’s day to the funniest little lady I know. I love you, Mom!


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