UPCOMING SHOWS

April 16th- April 19th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Charlie Murphy)
2100 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA

April 23rd - April 26th
The Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Portland, Oregon

May 1st & May 2nd, 8:00/10:00pm
Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA
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May 7th- May 10th, 8:00/10:00pm
Rooster T Feathers (w/ Arj Barker of Flight of the Conchords)
157 W El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA

August 4th- August 6th, 8:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Maria Bamford of the Comedians of Comedy)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

August 7th- August 9th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Robert Schimmel)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

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Chris Garcia

May 7, 2009
Thu May 7

Sean Keane and Chris Garcia Discuss the Derek Fisher Suspension

  • Sean: Fish! Suspended!
  • Chris: Love it
  • Chris: He's so small and he totally decked Scola
  • Chris: Bad ass
  • Chris: I love how I justify any horrible thing the Lakers do as a positive
  • Chris: That's real love
  • Chris: Like a super positive stage mother
  • Sean: Well, to be fair, this is like a girl defending her boyfriend when he punches some dude
  • Sean: Whereas Joey [Devine]'s relationship with the Warriors is more like Ike and Tina
  • Sean: The Warriors are punching HIM
  • Sean: And he's like, "No, they just get angry...Don Nelson is a good guy once you get to know him...just wait until the lottery."

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