UPCOMING SHOWS

April 16th- April 19th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Charlie Murphy)
2100 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA

April 23rd - April 26th
The Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Portland, Oregon

May 1st & May 2nd, 8:00/10:00pm
Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA
Buy tickets now

May 7th- May 10th, 8:00/10:00pm
Rooster T Feathers (w/ Arj Barker of Flight of the Conchords)
157 W El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA

August 4th- August 6th, 8:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Maria Bamford of the Comedians of Comedy)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

August 7th- August 9th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Robert Schimmel)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

For more dates and additional information, visit my
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Chris Garcia

March 26, 2009
Thu Mar 26

There’s been a lot of good stuff like “Manbabies” on LOL Cool J lately. Check it out! www.vimeo.com/comedy

March 25, 2009
Wed Mar 25
I’ll be performing at The Purple Onion TONIGHT as part of www.SFStandUp.com’s Comedy Speak Easy. Come grab a beer and laugh the night away with some of the best comics in town at the very same venue where Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Woody Allen used to play.  Tickets are $10 and they’re available online or at the door. 

I’ll be performing at The Purple Onion TONIGHT as part of www.SFStandUp.com’s Comedy Speak Easy. Come grab a beer and laugh the night away with some of the best comics in town at the very same venue where Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Woody Allen used to play.  Tickets are $10 and they’re available online or at the door. 

“ Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. ”     - Mel Brooks
March 23, 2009
Mon Mar 23

Portland, here I  come! I’m proud to announce that I will be performing at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon April 23rd - April 26th. This year’s line up includes awesome acts like Janeane Garafalo, Maria Bamford, Todd Glass, Leo Allen, Reggie Watts, Chris Hardwick, Natasha Leggero, Dave Koechner from Anchorman, and my good buddies Alex Koll and Hari Kondabolu! I’ve posted last year’s highlight reel just to get you in the mood, two people in Portland that read this…

March 21, 2009
Sat Mar 21
seankeane: Chris Garcia performs as Mateo, the hipster magician’s assistant. I played a hipster magician named Hoody-ni. Anyway, show’s still going, I’m on in five, but during the sketch, I did promise I would put this photo on my Tumblr. Ta-Da.

seankeane:

Chris Garcia performs as Mateo, the hipster magician’s assistant. I played a hipster magician named Hoody-ni. Anyway, show’s still going, I’m on in five, but during the sketch, I did promise I would put this photo on my Tumblr. Ta-Da.
March 20, 2009
Fri Mar 20
David Lynch droppin’ knowledge like Cosby  droppin’ babies. 

David Lynch droppin’ knowledge like Cosby  droppin’ babies. 

March 16, 2009
Mon Mar 16
I will be performing at my Alma Mater this Thursday. If you’re a Berkeley student or fellow alum come through! If you’re a student loan officer,  notsamuch…

I will be performing at my Alma Mater this Thursday. If you’re a Berkeley student or fellow alum come through! If you’re a student loan officer,  notsamuch…

March 11, 2009
Wed Mar 11
reblogged from seankeane: Live comedy in the Mission District went down 47% when Sean “Memphis” Keane retired from the life. But that was before his no-good brother got tangled up with the Mob. Now Sean has to get his old crew of comics back together at the Dark Room for one night, March 20th, at 10 PM. With the cops and the mob on their tail, they’ve got to tell 50 jokes before midnight - or his brother dies… Comedians include Kris Tinkle, Chris Garcia, Emily Heller, Solomon Georgio, Donny Divanian, and of course, Sean Keane.  Get advance tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/59574 Chris Garcia: Best poster for one of Sean’s shows since Star Trek II: Wrath of Sean!

reblogged from seankeane:

Live comedy in the Mission District went down 47% when Sean “Memphis” Keane retired from the life. But that was before his no-good brother got tangled up with the Mob. Now Sean has to get his old crew of comics back together at the Dark Room for one night, March 20th, at 10 PM. With the cops and the mob on their tail, they’ve got to tell 50 jokes before midnight - or his brother dies…

Comedians include Kris Tinkle, Chris Garcia, Emily Heller, Solomon Georgio, Donny Divanian, and of course, Sean Keane.  Get advance tickets here:

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/59574

Chris Garcia: Best poster for one of Sean’s shows since Star Trek II: Wrath of Sean!

I just found out I’m working with Maria Bamford at the San Francisco Punchline this summer. Psyched! 

March 10, 2009
Tue Mar 10
Review of "Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Good Job!: Season Two"

seankeane:

My first DVD review for SF Standup.
March 9, 2009
Mon Mar 9
Laker bench warmer Sasha “Croatian Zoolander” Vujacic started a Twitter last week. According to his updates, his life consists of playing ten minutes a night,  napping, and eating. Sounds oddly familiar. 

Laker bench warmer Sasha “Croatian Zoolander” Vujacic started a Twitter last week. According to his updates, his life consists of playing ten minutes a night,  napping, and eating.

Sounds oddly familiar. 

March 7, 2009
Sat Mar 7
SF Guardian's Pick of the Day (March 9th)

Monday, March 9th’s Rick Shapiro show at Club Deluxe is the SF Guardian’s pick of the day!

From the Guardian:

“A punishing brute of a man, Rick Shapiro makes even the most depraved aspects of our society (MySpace, philandering, Dick Cheney) into comedic bolts of lighting. He delivers them in a strung-out banter laced with malevolent sarcasm. He’s a dead ringer for Motörhead’s Lemmy Kilmeister and an heir to George Carlin’s throne as the king of New York City’s comedy scene. His fits of satirical rage will grace the stage at Club Deluxe, where you’ll likely be able to grab a drink with this gutter poet of the obscene. With Chris Garcia, Chris Thayer, and Julian Vance. “ (Mason)

Buy tickets here. 

March 6, 2009
Fri Mar 6
caseydonahue: You know I am Diddy!

caseydonahue:

You know I am Diddy!
March 5, 2009
Thu Mar 5
My new softball team. We have a solid name, a dope logo, all we need now are some bats, gloves, balls and helmets!

My new softball team. We have a solid name, a dope logo, all we need now are some bats, gloves, balls and helmets!


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