UPCOMING SHOWS

April 16th- April 19th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Charlie Murphy)
2100 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA

April 23rd - April 26th
The Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Portland, Oregon

May 1st & May 2nd, 8:00/10:00pm
Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA
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May 7th- May 10th, 8:00/10:00pm
Rooster T Feathers (w/ Arj Barker of Flight of the Conchords)
157 W El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA

August 4th- August 6th, 8:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Maria Bamford of the Comedians of Comedy)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

August 7th- August 9th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Robert Schimmel)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

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Chris Garcia

April 1, 2009
Wed Apr 1

As much I love April Fool’s day, I feel like my pranks often come off like Spagett’s. 

“ I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot. ”     - Steve Martin (via napoleonsbattleplan) (via allthelatestmoves)
March 31, 2009
Tue Mar 31
Hmmm… Let’s see. What’s this guys perversion? He’s balding and artsy, wears horned rimmed glasses and a bookish thrift store sport coat. He’s not so attractive and looks like he would be intimidated by hot white chicks. He definitely lives in a metropolitan city. I’m gonna go with: Young Asian girls, Regis. Final answer. Btw, the fact that Woody Allen is a filmmaker, writer, and comedian that wears Buddy Holly glasses and argyle sweaters that not only adopted but later married the same Asian woman makes him the ULTIMATE HIPSTER.

Hmmm… Let’s see. What’s this guys perversion? He’s balding and artsy, wears horned rimmed glasses and a bookish thrift store sport coat. He’s not so attractive and looks like he would be intimidated by hot white chicks. He definitely lives in a metropolitan city. I’m gonna go with: Young Asian girls, Regis. Final answer.

Btw, the fact that Woody Allen is a filmmaker, writer, and comedian that wears Buddy Holly glasses and argyle sweaters that not only adopted but later married the same Asian woman makes him the ULTIMATE HIPSTER.

Coming soon…

Coming soon…

March 30, 2009
Mon Mar 30

The Great Quake of 2009: A Play In One Act

seankeane:

(SETTING: The living room.  SEAN and CHRIS are sitting with their laptops, on separate couches.  From outside, the noise of nail guns and hammering can be heard.  Suddenly, the house begins to shake.)

CHRIS: This is an earthquake.

SEAN: (still kind of thinking it’s a construction accident) Huh, yeah, Probably.

(The house continues to shake)

CHRIS: You know, I’m going to move from under this enormous mirror just in case.

THE END

Move over Katt Williams, there’s a new pimp in the comedy game. His name Louis Anderson. His new album “Get Ritz® or Die Trying” drops tomorrow.

Move over Katt Williams, there’s a new pimp in the comedy game. His name Louis Anderson. His new album “Get Ritz® or Die Trying” drops tomorrow.

March 29, 2009
Sun Mar 29
Louis Katz and Lil Wayne BFF’s…

Louis Katz and Lil Wayne BFF’s…

March 28, 2009
Sat Mar 28
The “Be like Lil Wayne” iPhone app: get with it!

The “Be like Lil Wayne” iPhone app: get with it!

March 26, 2009
Thu Mar 26

There’s been a lot of good stuff like “Manbabies” on LOL Cool J lately. Check it out! www.vimeo.com/comedy

March 25, 2009
Wed Mar 25
I’ll be performing at The Purple Onion TONIGHT as part of www.SFStandUp.com’s Comedy Speak Easy. Come grab a beer and laugh the night away with some of the best comics in town at the very same venue where Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Woody Allen used to play.  Tickets are $10 and they’re available online or at the door. 

I’ll be performing at The Purple Onion TONIGHT as part of www.SFStandUp.com’s Comedy Speak Easy. Come grab a beer and laugh the night away with some of the best comics in town at the very same venue where Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Woody Allen used to play.  Tickets are $10 and they’re available online or at the door. 

“ Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. ”     - Mel Brooks
March 23, 2009
Mon Mar 23

Portland, here I  come! I’m proud to announce that I will be performing at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon April 23rd - April 26th. This year’s line up includes awesome acts like Janeane Garafalo, Maria Bamford, Todd Glass, Leo Allen, Reggie Watts, Chris Hardwick, Natasha Leggero, Dave Koechner from Anchorman, and my good buddies Alex Koll and Hari Kondabolu! I’ve posted last year’s highlight reel just to get you in the mood, two people in Portland that read this…


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