UPCOMING SHOWS

April 16th- April 19th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Charlie Murphy)
2100 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA

April 23rd - April 26th
The Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Portland, Oregon

May 1st & May 2nd, 8:00/10:00pm
Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA
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May 7th- May 10th, 8:00/10:00pm
Rooster T Feathers (w/ Arj Barker of Flight of the Conchords)
157 W El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA

August 4th- August 6th, 8:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Maria Bamford of the Comedians of Comedy)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

August 7th- August 9th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Robert Schimmel)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

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Chris Garcia

April 23, 2009
Thu Apr 23
I’ll be performing at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. I’m really excited to be in such a great town with so many great comics and so many bad strippers. You can peep the schedule and ticket information here. 

I’ll be performing at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. I’m really excited to be in such a great town with so many great comics and so many bad strippers. You can peep the schedule and ticket information here. 

April 17, 2009
Fri Apr 17
I performed with Charlie Murphy from Chappelle’s Show at the Punchline Comedy Club in Sacramento, Ca, last night and it was a blast. We have 5 shows left. Two tonight (8:30, 10:30), two Saturday (8:30, 10:30) and one on Sunday (8:30). Come thru! Get tickets here. 

I performed with Charlie Murphy from Chappelle’s Show at the Punchline Comedy Club in Sacramento, Ca, last night and it was a blast. We have 5 shows left. Two tonight (8:30, 10:30), two Saturday (8:30, 10:30) and one on Sunday (8:30). Come thru! Get tickets here. 

April 11, 2009
Sat Apr 11

I’ve been sick as a dog for three days now, and this video is the first thing that has made me feel better. I could have sworn this song was sung was by a lady. As it turns out, “Matthew Wilder” is a dude. A dude with a voice of beautiful young lady, and the body of an aging middle school science teacher. 

April 8, 2009
Wed Apr 8
seankeane: My new comedy endeavor is a weekly show called “The Business”.  Starting April 15th, it’s happening every week at the Dark Room for just five bucks.  It’s me, Sean Keane, Alex Koll, and Bucky Sinister, each taking a quarter of the show and doing the comedy we can’t do in the clubs.  It’s professionals doing more bang for less buck, with all forms and styles exploited. It’s the comedy equivalent of an “Everything Bagel”, and it’s going to be oh-so delicious. (Flyer design and photography by Alex Koll)

seankeane:

My new comedy endeavor is a weekly show called “The Business”.  Starting April 15th, it’s happening every week at the Dark Room for just five bucks.  It’s me, Sean Keane, Alex Koll, and Bucky Sinister, each taking a quarter of the show and doing the comedy we can’t do in the clubs.  It’s professionals doing more bang for less buck, with all forms and styles exploited. It’s the comedy equivalent of an “Everything Bagel”, and it’s going to be oh-so delicious.

(Flyer design and photography by Alex Koll)

April 1, 2009
Wed Apr 1

Today’s edition of www.rooftopcomedy.com features an April Fool’s prank on yours truly. Well done, Rooftop. Well done. 

As much I love April Fool’s day, I feel like my pranks often come off like Spagett’s. 

“ I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot. ”     - Steve Martin (via napoleonsbattleplan) (via allthelatestmoves)
March 31, 2009
Tue Mar 31
Hmmm… Let’s see. What’s this guys perversion? He’s balding and artsy, wears horned rimmed glasses and a bookish thrift store sport coat. He’s not so attractive and looks like he would be intimidated by hot white chicks. He definitely lives in a metropolitan city. I’m gonna go with: Young Asian girls, Regis. Final answer. Btw, the fact that Woody Allen is a filmmaker, writer, and comedian that wears Buddy Holly glasses and argyle sweaters that not only adopted but later married the same Asian woman makes him the ULTIMATE HIPSTER.

Hmmm… Let’s see. What’s this guys perversion? He’s balding and artsy, wears horned rimmed glasses and a bookish thrift store sport coat. He’s not so attractive and looks like he would be intimidated by hot white chicks. He definitely lives in a metropolitan city. I’m gonna go with: Young Asian girls, Regis. Final answer.

Btw, the fact that Woody Allen is a filmmaker, writer, and comedian that wears Buddy Holly glasses and argyle sweaters that not only adopted but later married the same Asian woman makes him the ULTIMATE HIPSTER.

Coming soon…

Coming soon…

March 30, 2009
Mon Mar 30

The Great Quake of 2009: A Play In One Act

seankeane:

(SETTING: The living room.  SEAN and CHRIS are sitting with their laptops, on separate couches.  From outside, the noise of nail guns and hammering can be heard.  Suddenly, the house begins to shake.)

CHRIS: This is an earthquake.

SEAN: (still kind of thinking it’s a construction accident) Huh, yeah, Probably.

(The house continues to shake)

CHRIS: You know, I’m going to move from under this enormous mirror just in case.

THE END

Move over Katt Williams, there’s a new pimp in the comedy game. His name Louis Anderson. His new album “Get Ritz® or Die Trying” drops tomorrow.

Move over Katt Williams, there’s a new pimp in the comedy game. His name Louis Anderson. His new album “Get Ritz® or Die Trying” drops tomorrow.

March 29, 2009
Sun Mar 29
Louis Katz and Lil Wayne BFF’s…

Louis Katz and Lil Wayne BFF’s…

March 28, 2009
Sat Mar 28
The “Be like Lil Wayne” iPhone app: get with it!

The “Be like Lil Wayne” iPhone app: get with it!


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