UPCOMING SHOWS

April 16th- April 19th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Charlie Murphy)
2100 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA

April 23rd - April 26th
The Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Portland, Oregon

May 1st & May 2nd, 8:00/10:00pm
Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA
Buy tickets now

May 7th- May 10th, 8:00/10:00pm
Rooster T Feathers (w/ Arj Barker of Flight of the Conchords)
157 W El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA

August 4th- August 6th, 8:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Maria Bamford of the Comedians of Comedy)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

August 7th- August 9th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Robert Schimmel)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

For more dates and additional information, visit my
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Chris Garcia comedy dot com

Chris Garcia

May 7, 2009
Thu May 7

South Bay friends! I’ll be performing at Rooster T Feather’s in Sunnyvale, CA, with Arj Barker (from Flight of the Conchords) and Sheng Wang (a Taiwanese dude raised by black wolves) tonight- Saturday. It’s gonna be a great show.  Come on down!

“ At this point, I think they should just let baseball players do drugs. I mean, you wouldn’t want to listen to a drug-free Jimi Hendrix, would you? That would be so boring. You know, like Baseball. ”     - Chris Garcia
May 6, 2009
Wed May 6

Hey, South Bay friends! If you’re looking for something fun to do tonight, go out and support Bad Ass Sean Keane at the Rooster T Feather’s Comedy Competition Finals at 8pm. Tickets are available  here.

seankeane:

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, here’s my tribute to the Mexican flag - the toughest flag in the history of the world.
May 5, 2009
Tue May 5

randyliedtke:

mattbraunger:

Holy mother of God this is amazing. Watch this!

paulscheer:

I’m a huge fan of insane commercials but this one blew me away.

It’s 100% real. You must watch it and just remember this is REAL!!!

Here’s their website

See Arj, Sheng, and Chris 4 Cheap!

Thanks for the shout out, Keane!

seankeane:

My roommate, Chris Garcia, is hosting at Rooster T. Feathers all weekend (I’ll be there wednesday, for the finals of their annual competition), with two of my favorites - Sheng Wang and Arj Barker.  Arj plays Dave on “Flight of the Conchords”, is a superstar in Australia, and recently finished behind Sean Keane in the Iron Comic competition at SF Sketchfest. Sheng is a Berkeley alum, a voracious foodie, and one of the best comics to come out of the Bay in recent years.

While supplies last, see all these great dudes for cheap, thanks to our friends at SF Standup.

May 4, 2009
Mon May 4
Feliz Sisqo de Mayo, everybody.

Feliz Sisqo de Mayo, everybody.

New Yorks Friends! I highly encourage you all to attend “Wreck and Salvage presents Vimeo Offline” in Williamsburg next week. If you don’t know who Wreck and Salvage are, you’ve been sleeping on some of the most innovative brain bending videos on the web today. Peep an example of their utter genius on a collaboration we did a while back. 

Tell them Chewbacca Bread sent ya. Info on the show below. 

wreckandsalvage:

Wreck & Salvage presents Vimeo Offline on Vimeo (via W&S)

The Wreck & Salvage trio takes you on an exploration of mind and space via the glory of found media. Come bear witness to frenetic mixmastery.

Monkeytown
May 12, 8pm Free
58 N 3rd St, Billyburg

Mark your calendars. Quirk will be there handing out stuff.

RSVP soon, there’s only about 50 seats:
monkeytownhq.com/reservations.html
April 28, 2009
Tue Apr 28

KISS Shreds. 

Do you need a tattoo of Kurt Cobain on your shoulder? How about a tattoo of Gary Sinise eating breakfast on your lower back? Good news! Chrisgarciatattoos.com is open for business. If my tattoos are anything like my jokes, they’ll probably start off strong and then fizzle off into randomness. 

Do you need a tattoo of Kurt Cobain on your shoulder? How about a tattoo of Gary Sinise eating breakfast on your lower back? Good news! Chrisgarciatattoos.com is open for business. If my tattoos are anything like my jokes, they’ll probably start off strong and then fizzle off into randomness. 

April 23, 2009
Thu Apr 23
I’ll be performing at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. I’m really excited to be in such a great town with so many great comics and so many bad strippers. You can peep the schedule and ticket information here. 

I’ll be performing at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. I’m really excited to be in such a great town with so many great comics and so many bad strippers. You can peep the schedule and ticket information here. 

April 17, 2009
Fri Apr 17
I performed with Charlie Murphy from Chappelle’s Show at the Punchline Comedy Club in Sacramento, Ca, last night and it was a blast. We have 5 shows left. Two tonight (8:30, 10:30), two Saturday (8:30, 10:30) and one on Sunday (8:30). Come thru! Get tickets here. 

I performed with Charlie Murphy from Chappelle’s Show at the Punchline Comedy Club in Sacramento, Ca, last night and it was a blast. We have 5 shows left. Two tonight (8:30, 10:30), two Saturday (8:30, 10:30) and one on Sunday (8:30). Come thru! Get tickets here. 

April 11, 2009
Sat Apr 11

I’ve been sick as a dog for three days now, and this video is the first thing that has made me feel better. I could have sworn this song was sung was by a lady. As it turns out, “Matthew Wilder” is a dude. A dude with a voice of beautiful young lady, and the body of an aging middle school science teacher. 

April 8, 2009
Wed Apr 8
seankeane: My new comedy endeavor is a weekly show called “The Business”.  Starting April 15th, it’s happening every week at the Dark Room for just five bucks.  It’s me, Sean Keane, Alex Koll, and Bucky Sinister, each taking a quarter of the show and doing the comedy we can’t do in the clubs.  It’s professionals doing more bang for less buck, with all forms and styles exploited. It’s the comedy equivalent of an “Everything Bagel”, and it’s going to be oh-so delicious. (Flyer design and photography by Alex Koll)

seankeane:

My new comedy endeavor is a weekly show called “The Business”.  Starting April 15th, it’s happening every week at the Dark Room for just five bucks.  It’s me, Sean Keane, Alex Koll, and Bucky Sinister, each taking a quarter of the show and doing the comedy we can’t do in the clubs.  It’s professionals doing more bang for less buck, with all forms and styles exploited. It’s the comedy equivalent of an “Everything Bagel”, and it’s going to be oh-so delicious.

(Flyer design and photography by Alex Koll)

April 1, 2009
Wed Apr 1

Today’s edition of www.rooftopcomedy.com features an April Fool’s prank on yours truly. Well done, Rooftop. Well done. 


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