UPCOMING SHOWS

July 21st, 8:00pm
The Onion Comedy Series Presents:
The Dirty Birds Show!
The San Francisco Punchline
444 Battery Street
San Francisco, CA
$12, 2 drink minimum
Buy tickets now
Chris Garcia comedy dot com

Chris Garcia

June 12, 2008


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The BPA (ft David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal) 

Hee hee-s and Ha ha-s!

karenabad:

I went and saw my vimeo friend Chris Garcia do comedy tonight in San Francisco and it was really great. Joe and I had a good time and had lots of laughs. I don’t know how comedians do it…but they are pretty incredible when they can do it well.  That’s why I love Wreck and Salvage, Chris, Adrian, and Paul I./Friends…they make me laugh a lot.   I can’t wait to see Chris perform a longer set.

chrisgarcia:

Thanks for the kind words, and for coming out to civilization to see me perform, Karen. Super dope that you and Joe came out for my 8pm show at the Punchline over Dave Chappelle’s 10pm set! 

If you don’t know who Karen Abad is, she’s basically the #1 vimeo gangster around. Check out her latest video to see what I’m talkin about, Willis. 

June 11, 2008
June 10, 2008

Chris Garcia and Sean Keane Talk NBA Refereeing

seankeane:

Chris Garcia: You know, I have to agree with Phil Jackson, the officiating has been pretty bad
Chris Garcia: Some really questionable shit, esp for the finals
Sean Keane: I missed the first half
Chris Garcia: Bull doodoo

Sean Keane: This is a good time for David Stern to activate the Bavetta Signal

Chris Garcia:

Chris Garcia: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the Amish ghost from Poltergeist 2 making out with Charles Barkley!

Mom and dad, 1984.
Mom and dad, 1984.
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Happy as Larry by Jim Blake. 
June 7, 2008
The Dick Cheney dunk tank at the Temescal Street Fair in Oakland today. 
The Dick Cheney dunk tank at the Temescal Street Fair in Oakland today. 

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