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Chris Garcia
May 11, 2009
May 10, 2009
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Moms and Pops on their wedding day, Havana, Cuba, 1964.
Not only is my Mama adorable, she also happens to be funniest person I know. She’s silly, she’s clever, she’s super raunchy and raw, hilariously mean, quick as a whip, physical like a Farley, and her laugh is sweeter than a thin mint. Her favorite movies are Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Naked Gun, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and for some strange reason, Big Mama’s House.
She has the amazing ability of making people laugh during tough times. A sassy little cuban Patch Adams, but funny. She’s the reason I’m a comedian today.
Happy Mother’s day to the funniest little lady I know. I love you, Mom!
May 8, 2009
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It’s not everyday that I get to work with a good friend. I’m so happy to be working with Sheng this weekend. My liver, on the other hand… not so happy.
May 7, 2009
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Sean Keane and Chris Garcia Discuss the Derek Fisher Suspension
- Sean: Fish! Suspended!
- Chris: Love it
- Chris: He's so small and he totally decked Scola
- Chris: Bad ass
- Chris: I love how I justify any horrible thing the Lakers do as a positive
- Chris: That's real love
- Chris: Like a super positive stage mother
- Sean: Well, to be fair, this is like a girl defending her boyfriend when he punches some dude
- Sean: Whereas Joey [Devine]'s relationship with the Warriors is more like Ike and Tina
- Sean: The Warriors are punching HIM
- Sean: And he's like, "No, they just get angry...Don Nelson is a good guy once you get to know him...just wait until the lottery."
South Bay friends! I’ll be performing at Rooster T Feather’s in Sunnyvale, CA, with Arj Barker (from Flight of the Conchords) and Sheng Wang (a Taiwanese dude raised by black wolves) tonight- Saturday. It’s gonna be a great show. Come on down!
7 months ago
“ At this point, I think they should just let baseball players do drugs. I mean, you wouldn’t want to listen to a drug-free Jimi Hendrix, would you? That would be so boring. You know, like Baseball. ”
- Chris Garcia
7 months ago
May 6, 2009
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Hey, South Bay friends! If you’re looking for something fun to do tonight, go out and support Bad Ass Sean Keane at the Rooster T Feather’s Comedy Competition Finals at 8pm. Tickets are available here.
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, here’s my tribute to the Mexican flag - the toughest flag in the history of the world.7 months ago
May 5, 2009
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7 months agoHoly mother of God this is amazing. Watch this!
I’m a huge fan of insane commercials but this one blew me away.
It’s 100% real. You must watch it and just remember this is REAL!!!
See Arj, Sheng, and Chris 4 Cheap!
7 months ago
Thanks for the shout out, Keane!
My roommate, Chris Garcia, is hosting at Rooster T. Feathers all weekend (I’ll be there wednesday, for the finals of their annual competition), with two of my favorites - Sheng Wang and Arj Barker. Arj plays Dave on “Flight of the Conchords”, is a superstar in Australia, and recently finished behind Sean Keane in the Iron Comic competition at SF Sketchfest. Sheng is a Berkeley alum, a voracious foodie, and one of the best comics to come out of the Bay in recent years.
While supplies last, see all these great dudes for cheap, thanks to our friends at SF Standup.
May 4, 2009
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New Yorks Friends! I highly encourage you all to attend “Wreck and Salvage presents Vimeo Offline” in Williamsburg next week. If you don’t know who Wreck and Salvage are, you’ve been sleeping on some of the most innovative brain bending videos on the web today. Peep an example of their utter genius on a collaboration we did a while back.
Tell them Chewbacca Bread sent ya. Info on the show below.
Wreck & Salvage presents Vimeo Offline on Vimeo (via W&S)7 months ago
The Wreck & Salvage trio takes you on an exploration of mind and space via the glory of found media. Come bear witness to frenetic mixmastery.
Monkeytown
May 12, 8pm Free
58 N 3rd St, Billyburg
Mark your calendars. Quirk will be there handing out stuff.
RSVP soon, there’s only about 50 seats:
monkeytownhq.com/reservations.html
April 28, 2009
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KISS Shreds.
7 months ago
Do you need a tattoo of Kurt Cobain on your shoulder? How about a tattoo of Gary Sinise eating breakfast on your lower back? Good news! Chrisgarciatattoos.com is open for business. If my tattoos are anything like my jokes, they’ll probably start off strong and then fizzle off into randomness.
