UPCOMING SHOWS

April 16th- April 19th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Charlie Murphy)
2100 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA

April 23rd - April 26th
The Bridgetown Comedy Festival
Portland, Oregon

May 1st & May 2nd, 8:00/10:00pm
Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA
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May 7th- May 10th, 8:00/10:00pm
Rooster T Feathers (w/ Arj Barker of Flight of the Conchords)
157 W El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA

August 4th- August 6th, 8:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Maria Bamford of the Comedians of Comedy)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

August 7th- August 9th, 8:00/10:00pm
The Punchline (w/ Robert Schimmel)
444 Battery St
San Francisco, CA

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Chris Garcia

May 20, 2009
Wed May 20
Congratulations, Ali Wong for being voted  San Francisco’s best comedian of 2009 by the SF Weekly. You did it!  Ali (pictured left) actually moved to New York City a few months back, so keep your eyes peeled for her, New York friends. She’ll be producing her very own show next month at Gotham Comedy Club, and no doubt it’s gonna be bananas! Information below:

Congratulations, Ali Wong for being voted  San Francisco’s best comedian of 2009 by the SF Weekly. You did it! 

Ali (pictured left) actually moved to New York City a few months back, so keep your eyes peeled for her, New York friends. She’ll be producing her very own show next month at Gotham Comedy Club, and no doubt it’s gonna be bananas! Information below:

May 19, 2009
Tue May 19
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My favorite song of all time. Always makes me happy and hopeful. 

vela:

“This Will Be Our Year” by The Zombies


Check out the first three episode of my new web series "Elevator to Space." Starring Louis Katz, Sean Keane, Alex Koll and me.

elevator2space:

EPISODE ONE

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EPISODE TWO

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EPISODE THREE
May 15, 2009
Fri May 15
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rubenfm:

Sometimes when I need to get pumped up I listen to this song.

“The Champ” by Ghostface 

May 12, 2009
Tue May 12
“ Fifty years ago today Jonathan Winters had a nervous breakdown onstage at the Hungry i, climbed the rigging of the Balclutha, and responded to the Police- “I’m the Man on the Moon!” He was dragged down, locked up in the psych ward, and San Francisco comedy was changed forever. ”     - Dan Dion
May 11, 2009
Mon May 11
"The Business" plugged in the Onion's "Decider" (click for link)
May 10, 2009
Sun May 10
Moms and Pops on their wedding day, Havana, Cuba, 1964. Not only is my Mama adorable, she also happens to be funniest person I know. She’s silly, she’s clever, she’s super raunchy and raw, hilariously mean, quick as a whip, physical like a Farley, and her laugh is sweeter than a thin mint. Her favorite movies are Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Naked Gun, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and for some strange reason, Big Mama’s House.  She has the amazing ability of making people laugh during tough times. A sassy little cuban Patch Adams, but funny. She’s the reason I’m a comedian today.  Happy Mother’s day to the funniest little lady I know. I love you, Mom!

Moms and Pops on their wedding day, Havana, Cuba, 1964.

Not only is my Mama adorable, she also happens to be funniest person I know. She’s silly, she’s clever, she’s super raunchy and raw, hilariously mean, quick as a whip, physical like a Farley, and her laugh is sweeter than a thin mint. Her favorite movies are Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Naked Gun, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and for some strange reason, Big Mama’s House. 

She has the amazing ability of making people laugh during tough times. A sassy little cuban Patch Adams, but funny. She’s the reason I’m a comedian today. 

Happy Mother’s day to the funniest little lady I know. I love you, Mom!

May 8, 2009
Fri May 8
 It’s not everyday that I get to work with a good friend. I’m so happy to be working with Sheng this weekend. My liver, on the other hand… not so happy. 

 It’s not everyday that I get to work with a good friend. I’m so happy to be working with Sheng this weekend. My liver, on the other hand… not so happy. 

May 7, 2009
Thu May 7

Sean Keane and Chris Garcia Discuss the Derek Fisher Suspension

  • Sean: Fish! Suspended!
  • Chris: Love it
  • Chris: He's so small and he totally decked Scola
  • Chris: Bad ass
  • Chris: I love how I justify any horrible thing the Lakers do as a positive
  • Chris: That's real love
  • Chris: Like a super positive stage mother
  • Sean: Well, to be fair, this is like a girl defending her boyfriend when he punches some dude
  • Sean: Whereas Joey [Devine]'s relationship with the Warriors is more like Ike and Tina
  • Sean: The Warriors are punching HIM
  • Sean: And he's like, "No, they just get angry...Don Nelson is a good guy once you get to know him...just wait until the lottery."
My all time favorite Karaoke Jam: “Creep” by Radiohead… in Spanish. Photo by Sean.

My all time favorite Karaoke Jam: “Creep” by Radiohead… in Spanish. Photo by Sean.


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