Chris Garcia
June 25, 2008
June 23, 2008
June 22, 2008
I’m really gonna miss this girl. (via comediaotravez)
1 month ago
June 18, 2008
Hulk Hogan is huge in Japan (sent to me by Mike Fischer)
1 month ago
June 17, 2008
Mind of Garcia - Informercial on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
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June 16, 2008
One Hell of a Fixer Upper
- me: So you remember that hoopty half wannabe ikea showroom/half hello kitty condo on California St that we looked at a while ago?
- Ali: Yups
- Me: Well, I was just reading about Sammy Davis Jr, who I just found out is Cuban, and is basically my new hero. Anyway, there was this theory that he joined the Church of Satan for a while back in the 70's, so I did some research, and, uh, I found out that the church of satan, the actual church (the temple) was located in our neighborhood! I got the address and just drove down there. THAT CONDO IS THE HOUSE OF SATAN!!!
- Ali: Oh my gahds I had totally heard about this. A contractor, who is one of Cliff's buddies refused to work for them to do the remodeling because there was blood all over the walls and shieeet. Was this the place that was being sold where I took the dump?
- Me: Ding ding ding!!! You dropped the kids off at La Casa Del Diablo!!!
- Me: That's one helluva fixer upper. "We'll just take those pentagrams, move them them to the study, take the baby goat out of the chimney, put the altar on the balcony- use it as a bbq, and voila, good as new!
Barack Obama-sistible! (via detroitoctane) The funniest song parody by the funniest song parody parody band I’ve seen in a while. You can watch the equally hilarious “making of” Barack Obama-sistible here.
1 month ago
June 15, 2008
“ Creating content is expensive. The cost of the tools may have dropped considerably, but the value of your time increases every minute you live past the age of 25, or move out of your parents’ house, whichever comes later. At some stage in your life, you reach a point where Mac and Cheese and free food at happy hour and buying used clothes are disappointments rather than choices. At some stage in your life, asking your friends to work for free is no longer “hanging out”, its imposing or freeloading. It’s at that point you are going to realize that you are working really hard and scared shitless about whether you will be able to make a living doing what you love. Then it will hit you that you are subsidizing the cost of video advertising inventory for Google or MySpace or whoever, while not being able to make ends meet. ”
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Mark Cuban (via marco) (via catbird)
Mark Cuban making a living at what he loves -being a total dooshbag.
1 month ago
June 14, 2008
The Ten Performers Who Won’t Be Changing Their Stage Names Anytime Soon - Yahoo List Of The Day (link)
You know, I have to admit I’m a little disappointed in Rob O’connor’s list here. For a REAL list, read below.
1 month ago