Chris Garcia

2009

December 2

November 4

October 5

September 2

August 8

July 7

June 16

May 29

April 10

March 27

February 29

January 54

2008

December 31

November 34

October 71

September 32

August 25

July 26

June 42

May 59

April 84

March 75

February 70

January 82

2007

December 23

November

October

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I write at Philz Coffee in the Mission District nearly...

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wreckandsalvage: Spaghett!!

I’ll be performing at SF Sketchfest Thursday through...

God’s Pottery.

amandalynferri:

My roommate brought me back this gift from the...

“Spiritual Seduction:” More from Reverend X… in 3-D!!!

“Spirit of Truth Survival Scroll Dance:” My man Julien Rodriguez hipped me to this, and...

wreckandsalvage: Little Wings - Mark Gormley (via TheUnchartedZone) Just in case you thought he...

Mike and I have been talking about making this movie, which...

“Your love is better than Rice Dream.”
— Vegan Sarah Mclachlan

Sent to me by the homey Erick C.

hotwingsandbeer: Am I crazy or did this lady just say that Barack and Michelle Obama do a lot of...

I met Tommy Davidson (pictured left) last night. We briefly...

10, 000 Alf’s walk into a bar… (Illustrated by...

“Basically, the country is like a sports team that has had...”
— Bill Simmons (via mikekarnell)...

New video: Billy’s Haus of Shawarma (via Vimeo)

seankeane: People are throwing shoes at a huge inflatable...

dalasverdugo: One of the best segments from SNL last night. Chris Garcia: Hilarious! Plus, Rosario...

My buddy Alex Koll’s great bit about Prince’s hit song “1999.” You can catch...

azizisbored: CNN’s Rick Sanchez tells Joe the Plumber to go eff himself (sort of). This dude is a...

CREED SHREDS! My second favorite of the “Shreds Series.” Slash Shreds being numero uno.

Randy “The Macho Fred” Savage by Mike Fischer.

“Body Like Arnold (Jackson) With a Denzel Face”....

“My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass,...

Stand Up Comedy & Funny Videos on...

soxiam: via casey via www.fitnessfixation.com

Help the Police (via SystematicGPeel)

New clip up on www.rooftopcomedy.com

In commemoration of Elvis’ birthday: Andy Kaufman as Elvis on the Johnny Cash Show (1979)

Loot Pack featuring Quasimoto as remixed by Danger Mouse.

Emoticon Gchat with Alex Koll

Chris: I second that emoticon
Alex: I went to Emoti-CON last year in San Diego. Saw some nerds dressed like "Sad" and "Fussy" and "Spider Man"
Chris: Hahahahahaha

I just got booked to work with Charlie Murphy from the Chappelle Show! 2009 is starting off with a...

According to Forbes Magazine, my childhood...

Insane Poodle grooming at its finest. Scroll to the bottom...

Been there, bro…

To all Y’all Valkyrie haters… RESPECT THE...

topherchris: Paul Anka _ Black Hole Sun chrisgarcia: Easy on a Sunday Morning…

More About Nicolas Cage and Lizards

seankeane: 1. Nicolas Cage reminds me of that one kid in your second grade class who is totally...

“Drunk History vol. 3.” Funniest series I’ve seen in a while. Awesome concept,...

"This singularity is what the greatest comics...

2009: Year of the Seal

Move over, college football. Kick rocks, Rose Parade....

Real Deal Seal lover.

Sealed with a kiss.

Dry Seal in front of Wet Seal.

Seal checking his Wikipedia page at the Apple Store.

Looking GOOD, Seal.

“This Will Be Our Year” by the Zombies: my all time favorite New Year’s Jam. Happy...