Chris Garcia

2009

December 2
November 4
October 5
September 2
August 8
July 7
June 16
May 29
April 10
March 27
February 29
January 54

2008

December 31
November 34
October 71
September 32
August 25
July 26
June 42
May 59
April 84
March 75
February 70
January 82

2007

December 23
November
October
September 10
August
July
June
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January
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caleparks: Jump that burguh in the moon!      Chris Garcia:                                 ...
Jun 28th
American Apparel video featured on Comedy...
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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My buddy Alex Koll aka “Shred Begley Jr” won first place at the US Air Guitar Regional...
Jun 26th
A short interview about my Mind of Garcia...
Jun 26th
This Friday! Buy tickets here.
Jun 26th
Jerry Seinfeld on George Carlin’s Life and...
Jun 25th
This Friday!
Jun 23rd
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I’m really gonna miss this girl. (via comediaotravez)
Jun 22nd
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Hulk Hogan is huge in Japan (sent to me by Mike Fischer)
Jun 19th
Las ultimas palabras de la Pequeña Hillary...
Jun 18th
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Mind of Garcia - Informercial on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Jun 18th

One Hell of a Fixer Upper

me: So you remember that hoopty half wannabe ikea showroom/half hello kitty condo on California St that we looked at a while ago?
Ali: Yups
Me: Well, I was just reading about Sammy Davis Jr, who I just found out is Cuban, and is basically my new hero. Anyway, there was this theory that he joined the Church of Satan for a while back in the 70's, so I did some research, and, uh, I found out that the church of satan, the actual church (the temple) was located in our neighborhood! I got the address and just drove down there. THAT CONDO IS THE HOUSE OF SATAN!!!
Ali: Oh my gahds I had totally heard about this. A contractor, who is one of Cliff's buddies refused to work for them to do the remodeling because there was blood all over the walls and shieeet. Was this the place that was being sold where I took the dump?
Me: Ding ding ding!!! You dropped the kids off at La Casa Del Diablo!!!
Me: That's one helluva fixer upper. "We'll just take those pentagrams, move them them to the study, take the baby goat out of the chimney, put the altar on the balcony- use it as a bbq, and voila, good as new!
Jun 16th
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Barack Obama-sistible! (via detroitoctane) The funniest song parody by the funniest song parody...
Jun 16th
“Creating content is expensive. The cost of the tools may...”
— Mark Cuban (via marco) (via...
Jun 15th
The Ten Performers Who Won’t Be Changing...
Jun 15th

The FIVE Performers Who Won’t Be...

5) Kenny G Real Name: Kenneth Gunt 4) Sarah Jessica Parker Real Name: Gordon Shumway (link) ...
Jun 15th
Move over Mencia, there’s a new sheriff in town, and...
Jun 14th
Jury Acquits R. Kelly of All Counts -...
Jun 14th
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R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 1: “Lick me Somebody”
Jun 14th
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R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 2: Master of Light and Deception
Jun 14th
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R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 3: Triumph of the Booty
Jun 14th

Looks like I'm going back to L.A

Mike: You know that tux shop that we climbed up on top of
with all the naked statues?
Me: Oh, the one with the naked statues?
Mike: Yeah
Me: I thought you meant the other tux shop
Mike: Shut up and listen! Now all the statues are wearing pastel colored shirts
Mike: ONLY shirts
me: ahahahahah
Mike: gotta take another picture, bro. we gotta go by american apparel and get a pastel shirt for you, then you pose with the rest of them... with no pants.
Chris: See you in 6 hours.
Jun 13th
Time to flip the script. 
Jun 13th
“If there is anyone funnier than Kevin James in Hitch… I want...”
— Random comment by NBA...
Jun 13th
Jeff Van Gundy 
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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(via dobbsie:lifeofbk:rumorsontheinternets) The BPA (ft David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal) 
Jun 12th

Hee hee-s and Ha ha-s!

karenabad: I went and saw my vimeo friend Chris Garcia do comedy tonight in San Francisco and it...
Jun 12th
Read Sean Keane's hilarious interview with...
Jun 11th

Chris Garcia and Sean Keane Talk NBA...

seankeane: Chris Garcia: You know, I have to agree with Phil Jackson, the officiating has been...
Jun 11th
Mom and dad, 1984.
Jun 11th
Listen Listen
Happy as Larry by Jim Blake. 
Jun 11th
Cubans guard glasses on Lennon statue after...
Jun 8th
The Dick Cheney dunk tank at the Temescal Street Fair in...
Jun 8th
Come by the Dark Room in the Mission tonight to see yours...
Jun 7th

Purple Reign in Boston?

The NBA Finals start today, and as a life long Laker fan, I couldn’t be more...
Jun 6th
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I’m gonna go ahead and say this is ahead of its time…
Jun 5th
This banner often sits at the top of my myspace page.   ...
Jun 5th
We did it! BTW, I find it retarded that after months and...
Jun 4th
seankeane: ledgergermane: David Cross Tattoo Bested by...
Jun 1st