Chris Garcia

2009

December 2
November 4
October 5
September 2
August 8
July 7
June 16
May 29
April 10
March 27
February 29
January 54

2008

December 31
November 34
October 71
September 32
August 25
July 26
June 42
May 59
April 84
March 75
February 70
January 82

2007

December 23
November
October
September 10
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Celebrate the Lakers win with your very own...
May 30th
Not Pictured: Kwame Brown
May 30th
Me and Sasha Vujacic
May 30th
Warch Watch
Chris and Ali - Episode 2: The Party on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
May 29th
(via Chris Garcia Comedy)
May 29th
When in Rome…
May 29th
I’ll be at the Purple Onion tonight!
May 29th
Tonight at the Purple Onion!
May 29th
seankeane: At the height of the Euro Invasion of the NBA,...
May 24th
“Mortal combating/Shrinking heads” Sent to me by...
May 23rd
I’m not sure where this photo was taken, but I got 5...
May 22nd
Tiger attack survivor is charged with...
May 21st
Letter to Hillary Rodham Clinton
May 21st
Los Angeles (via Homies In Heaven) I’m coming home...
May 20th
May 20th
May 20th
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seankeane: “Robert Horry Saves The Day”, by Grand Incredible   Tonight, San Antonio and New...
May 20th
“I don’t know how to explain it. You hear all these clichés,...”
— Will Durst, via sfstandup
May 19th
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I Shart Huckabee. Mike Huckabee jokes about shooting Obama at N.R.A. meeting.  It’s really...
May 18th
There will be Little Lady - a brilliant mash up by Sean...
May 18th
Pictured right to left: Anne Marie, Shannon, Me, and...
May 17th
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A little Ice T for a sunny day. “Ice T Dream” by Wreck and Salvage (via Vimeo)
May 17th
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Weekend At Bernie’s II: The Conga Line. It’s way too nice to be cooped up at the...
May 17th
May 17th
seankeane: The temperature in San Francisco is 98 Degrees.
May 15th

Hotter than Heyyyy-des: Sean Keane and...

me: I really cant handle sf when it's hot. The outfits are ridiculous. Dickies turned shorts and derby caps, howard the duck tank tops, it makes me miss LA
Sean Keane: this is officially no-bra thursday in SF as well
me: hahahaha
Sean: In the castro, it's ok to wear a fishing hat in public
me: If at least 80 dudes wear fishing caps, they legalize gay marriage.
So, me and ali can legally wed now
Sean: does that mean previous outlaw wedddings are now legit?
this is going to be the gayest night in the castro since Badlands had Half-Priced Appletini and Free Butt Plug Night back in '05
me: yeah theyre legal now. it's called writ of fabulous corpus
Sean: we should start developing a gay divorce court show right now
me: Judge Nudy
maybe judge tootie?
judge foodie!
Sean: judge Foodie
i like it
played by Nato Green
me: naturally!
let's do this!
Sean: would he do food-related cases?
or just eat during his crappy small claims cases?
me: the defendant - blake lancerton, owner of man tan # 3 tanning salon on owner claims that "tran tan #3" is using a similar name to steal his transvestite client base
Sean: ha. and tran tan's owner claims their waxing and aromatherapy service differentiate them
me: we use tea tree oil and they use lavender (a tranny named LAVENDER)
May 15th

SPQR

From the Official Blog of Ali Wong, re Our Dinner Tuesday: Yesterday was Chris Garcia’s...
May 15th
May 15th
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karenabad: Bill O’Reilly Flips Out: Dance Party Megamix (via Thommy Browne)  It’s even...
May 15th
“Hey, Happy Birthday, man. Today is a magical day. You, my...”
—  Bryan Odom  
May 14th
May 14th

Top 10 Notable Events - May 13th

10) Pope Innocent XIII ”Best name is the Bizness” born,  1655.   9) The Jamestown...
May 14th
You betta Shrekognize...
May 13th
Click. Click. GIve.
May 13th
Happy Yother’s Day
May 11th
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My good friend Kevin Camia on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham which airs June 6th. 
May 10th
Here’s Kevin at the first annual day after Easter...
May 10th
Leo. 
May 10th
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The music and really simple, ridiculous concept make this video really fun to watch. I think that...
May 9th
Another day at the office. (From FFFFound)
May 9th
I'd hit it.
May 9th
FFFFOUND! FRIDAYS!!
May 9th
tonight!
May 9th

Evolution #9

 I’ve been going through the vaults and watching a lot of old stand up clips by some of my...
May 8th
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Sarah Silverman - The early years. 
May 8th
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Early Tracy Morgan on Def Jam. 
May 8th
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Steven Wright: circa 1985
May 8th
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schlomo: Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away, sung by Miss Piggy perezhilton  THIS IS...
May 7th
seankeane: When the Lakers win the title this year, I think...
May 5th
MySpace.com - LAZ D - PORTLAND, Oregon - Rap ...
May 5th
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Kids of Widney High - Pretty Girls (via ) These guys are the best! I saw them perform live at...
May 5th
Happy Sisqo de Mayo
May 5th
A Great Friend… (via mike fischer)
May 4th
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Steve Martin, Letterman, Leno, Gary Shandling, and Eddie Murphy’s first time on Carson. Peep...
May 4th
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Woody Allen - The Moose (via ) One of my favorite bits from one of my all time favorite comics. The...
May 4th
This journalist has a very important...
May 3rd
Me and this Guy and some other people will be performing at...
May 3rd
American Apparel video to be screened at the...
May 1st
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American Apparel on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
May 1st