Chris Garcia

2009

December 2
November 4
October 5
September 2
August 8
July 7
June 16
May 29
April 10
March 27
February 29
January 54

2008

December 31
November 34
October 71
September 32
August 25
July 26
June 42
May 59
April 84
March 75
February 70
January 82

2007

December 23
November
October
September 10
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
“Hat’s off, Peter Berkman.”
Mar 3rd
peterberkman: Late night googling: Exhibit F
Mar 3rd
peterberkman: Late night googling: Exhibit B
Mar 3rd
peterberkman: Late night googling: Exhibit D
Mar 3rd
T Pain's outgoing message.
Mar 1st
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Clitter! (via )
Mar 1st
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My buddy Sean’s Keane’s hilarious take on drafting Phillies second baseman Chase Utley...
Mar 1st
Self Explanatory by Alex Koll.
Feb 29th
Some people wear gloves when they drive,  I wear this…
Feb 28th
You know, I was just thinking about this the...
Feb 28th
Read my interview with Al Madrigal the star...
Feb 28th
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Frank Black - Hang on to Your Ego. This features some my favorite things: Funny weird video editing,...
Feb 27th
seankeane: If you’re in Santa Monica on March 7th, check it...
Feb 27th
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Ronald McDonald insanity (via )
Feb 26th

The Chris Garcia Comedy Explosion! We...

Thanks to all that came to Friday night’s show.  Sorry to those that were turned away at the...
Feb 26th
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rubenfm: Jimmy’s taking it to the next level.  
Feb 25th
He Will Survive (via mike fischer)
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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Maria Bamford Discusses the “Crazy Office” Myth (via )
Feb 25th
The Young Chris Garcia
Feb 24th
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Tonight at 10 pm. Doors at 9:30  Featuring San Francisco’s Finest: Ali Wong Alex Koll ...
Feb 22nd
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Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. Steve Jobs on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Feb 22nd
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Joe Pesci in on FIRE!
Feb 22nd
My target demo
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
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seankeane: Two out of three male prostitutes agree, the Chris Garcia Comedy Explosion is the shit!...
Feb 21st
I know, right?
Feb 20th
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I’m in the new wreck and salvage video!
Feb 19th
The Chris Garcia Comedy Explosion: Win free...
Feb 19th
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Turtleboy! 
Feb 19th
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Fat Lip and The Chemical Brothers taking it to the next level. 
Feb 18th
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As a former Call Center Salesman, I find this especially hilarious.   dalasverdugo: optimisto:...
Feb 16th
Next Friday!!!
Feb 15th
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They actually email you this clip as soon as you move to San Francisco.
Feb 15th
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The Mash-up we’ve all been waiting for. Blossom/Mr Belvedere!
Feb 15th
Happy Richie Valens-stines Day
Feb 14th
Richie Valens-tines Day
Feb 14th
Feb 14th
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rubenfm: Pay attention!
Feb 14th
Bush signs stimulus bill; rebate checks...
Feb 14th
Next Friday.
Feb 14th
Steve Martin on The Tonight Show
Feb 13th
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A Beer With Steve-www.novickforsenate.org (via )
Feb 13th
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A Beer With Sleeve Nohooke on Vimeo (via Dalas Verdugo)
Feb 13th
Not actually me, but basically me.
Feb 13th
My new headshot.
Feb 13th

A Mysterious Voice Mail

seankeane: I got a mysterious voicemail, requesting that I post something on this page.  Here’s...
Feb 13th
seankeane: The secret world of Alex Mack is a strange...
Feb 13th
Feb 12th
Fox News: Maybe they're not that bad.
Feb 12th
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Razor Burn (via Mike Fischer)
Feb 12th
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rubenfm: Lincoln Navigator Nick Thune & Nick Kroll 
Feb 12th
Feb 12th
Feb 12th
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A combination of three things I’m really into right now: The Wire, Comedy, and making videos....
Feb 11th
Sabado Pequeno.
Feb 11th
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I have a friend in Japan.
Feb 10th
Only two weeks to go!!!
Feb 9th
Fucking brilliant.
Feb 8th
I saw “There will be Blood” last night, and it...
Feb 8th

There will be Blog

me: fun times last night, bra
Shannon: totes
good to see you as always
me: such a good movie
so good im gonna blog about it
Shannon: ha
i was thinking that daniel day lewis really ruled. and added more to it than the directing
me: yeah, he was incredible
Shannon: did you notice all the total phallic scenes with the oil drilling?
me: no
however, i just noticed youre a total perv
Shannon: i just know a lot about symbolism in cinema
me: yeah, like in the Bratz movie. you can tell something is wrong when Lil Juana's backpack is missing
Shannon: exactly. the search for identity outside of "the other"
Feb 7th
Dear God, I want to see this on a box of Kashi. Thanks, ...
Feb 7th
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Alex Koll: One of the fine comics gracing the stage at the Chris Garcia Comedy Explosion on Friday,...
Feb 7th
Live taping at the San Jose Improv tonight!!!
Feb 6th
Feb 5th
Steve Martin and Jerry Seinfeld on Charlie...
Feb 5th

Battle of the Image Search Stars

Microsoft put in a bid to buy Yahoo last week, causing Google stock fall below $500 for the first...
Feb 5th
Google image search “Harriet Tubman”: 4.25 Stars
Feb 5th
Yahoo image search “Harriet Tubman”: 4.25 Stars...
Feb 5th
Tonight!
Feb 4th
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And the award for most unlikely first line in a rap video featuring 30 plus 250 lb men in...
Feb 4th
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The Tourettes Guy
Feb 4th
tonight!
Feb 2nd
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Chromeo - You’re So Gangsta (via )
Feb 2nd

The Keane-Garcia Gasol Trade Summit

Keane: My favorite part is that the grizzlies insisted on keeping one gasol brother
Keane: So, say you're the memphis GM
Keane: And in one 24 hour stretch, you acquired Aaron McKie, Kwame Brown, and Jason Collins, while giving up your best player
Keane: Is that more similar to getting butt raped and having your car stolen
Keane: Or being mouth-raped and having your house burned down?
Garcia: Excuse me sir, you're talking about Jerry West
Garcia: And i think it's more like being mouth raped and having your house burn to bits
Keane: No, the new memphis GM is chris wallace
Keane: And i don't mean the notorious B.I.G.
Keane: This guy is the notorious B.A.D. GM
Keane: He traded joe johnson for tony delk, traded for vin baker after he already announced he was an alcoholic, etc.
Garcia: Hahha
Garcia: Oh man, i feel like a just got a blow job from baby jesus
Feb 1st
Holy shit! The Lakers got rid of Kwame and...
Feb 1st
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(via rubenfm)
Feb 1st