Chris Garcia

2009

June 16
May 29
April 10
March 27
January 54

2008

June 42
May 59
April 84
March 75
January 82

2007

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June
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April
March
February
January
AD: Coming together. I just need a navy blue bowtie and a...
Nov 1st
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Trick or Vlog! Sean “Cool Guy” Keane as “Sawyer” from Lost in this new,...
Nov 1st
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I might be the “The World’s Greatest Horse” but Patches (below) is definitely the...
Oct 31st
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Patches the Coolest Horse (via jdowell)
Oct 31st
A thousand lesbians later. Shalalalalala.  Read Sean...
Oct 31st
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Totally safe for work…
Oct 31st
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Bill Cosby loses his mind on ESPN 2, 5, and 6. 
Oct 31st
dalasverdugo: Obama’s gonna tap that gass.
Oct 31st

Dreadlock Talk with Adam Duritz (from...

Chris Garcia: Adam, I'm gonna be you for Halloween!
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Shala-lala-lalalaaa
Chris Garcia: I got a grey guitar and everything. I felt so ironic, ahem, symbolic yesterday.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Shala-lala-lalalaaa, yeah, uhuh.
Chris Garcia: Stop it!
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Sorry, it's been a long December.
Chris Garcia: It's October.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Shalalalalalalalala
Chris Garcia: Dude! Cut it out, I need your advice. I'm broke and can't afford a dreadlock wig. That means I have exactly two days to grow dreads. What do I do?
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: You really want to know how to grow dreadlocks in two days?
Chris Garcia: Yes.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Hug a thousand lesbians.
Chris Garcia: That works?
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Round here, we all look the same.
Chris Garcia: Awesome thanks, dude! I'll get right on that.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Anything else I can help you out with today?
Chris Garcia: Yeah, I'd like an iced hazelnut latte, please.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: One Shalalalalalala-latte coming right up.
Oct 30th

When life hands you a beard, make fun of...

Having a beard kinda limits what you can be for Halloween. Che Guevara, Santa Claus, Frida Kahlo -...
Oct 30th
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seankeane: Craig Ferguson from June of 2007: way ahead of the curve on Sarah Palin.
Oct 28th
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John McCain Gaffe: He forgets who supports him! (via SSchus87)
Oct 28th
Obama's Loss Traced to Chris Garcia (link)
Oct 28th
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wreckandsalvage: Dance Floor Dale. Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with...
Oct 28th
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dalasverdugo: Time to watch “Werewolf Barmitzvah”. It’s like Tracy Morgan wrote this...
Oct 28th
Moshe at Castle Werewolfenstein…
Oct 28th
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ericlodwick: indieandyy: julyshewillfly: Biden Tells Fifth Grade Reporter What VP Actually Does ...
Oct 27th

It's official!

Pack your raincoats, kiddos, I’ll be performing at the Comedy Underground in Seattle,...
Oct 25th
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Soundgarden: Spoonman!
Oct 25th
Sarah Pailin giving a speech outside of a Bass Pro Shop in...
Oct 25th
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seankeane: nickdouglas: Wassup.
Oct 25th
Rick Sanchez Calls Out Media That Fell For...
Oct 25th
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Will Ferrell’s a bad ass.
Oct 25th
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This is the hottest and most up to date update deep house video remix of Sean Cool Guy Keane’s...
Oct 24th
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Namaste.
Oct 23rd
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Here’s a clip from my performance at Nato Green’s Laugh out the Vote show. It’s a...
Oct 22nd

Rudy Ray Moore 1937-2008

catbird: His death resulted from a rat soup eatin’ honky ass motherfuckin complication with...
Oct 21st
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Logic at its finest.
Oct 21st

Seriously, guys, get on Sean’s Mailing...

Oct 21st
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seankeane: An update to the mailing list, which is itself full of updates, and announcing the...
Oct 21st
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Join Sean Keane’s “Mailing List”
Oct 21st
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I bet fellow comedian Joey Devine a hundred bucks that the Lakers will win the championship next...
Oct 21st
Hope for Melmac (via roberlan)
Oct 20th

Hosting the All Star Showcase at the...

15 comics, 10 bucks, 2 drinks, tons of laughs.  The CALENDAR is filling out nicely, and it feels...
Oct 19th

Me and Al down by the Punchline

I just got booked to work with Al Madrigal at the San Francisco Punchline at 8pm and 10pm tonight!...
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
Al and Mitch Hedberg. One of the cool things about Al, and...
Oct 18th
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Barack roasts Mccain at the Alfred Smith Charity Dinner in New York City last night. Is there...
Oct 17th
Mos Def: Free concert in Golden Gate Park...
Oct 17th
Interview with Hari Kondabolu-...
Oct 17th
'Laugh Out the Vote': Comics get political...
Oct 16th
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Dr. K - Suspicious Minds (Cover). 
Oct 16th
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election08: “90 percent” This is a pretty good ad. It takes McCain’s best line from the debate and...
Oct 16th
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KazooKeylele-Ukulele: The Final Countdown. If this doesn’t get him laid, nothing will. 
Oct 16th
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Bill Hicks was a BEAST. 
Oct 15th
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The homey Hari Kondabolu is coming to town this week to perform in Laugh Out the Vote, a five night...
Oct 11th
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“Barack Obama and Raila Odinga — Did the Illinois senator violate the Logan Act in...
Oct 10th
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Eric Wareheim of Tim and Eric’s Awesome show (who I saw at My Bloody Valentine last week!)...
Oct 10th
FROWN LAND - TONIGHT AT 10PM! Shrek out my very funny...
Oct 10th
Rjyan Kidwell: Dropping science like Sarah...
Oct 10th
Listen Listen
seankeane: Devandra Bandhart covering Oasis. When I lived in Berkeley, my roommate once walked in...
Oct 10th
Looks like somebody beat me to it. 
Oct 9th
Jorma loves Chachi (link)
Oct 8th
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Ryan Pettigrew hipped me to a song called “Seabird” by the Alessi Brothers while I was...
Oct 8th
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mahvel baybee! (via neunovelties)
Oct 7th
via hipsterrunoff:
Oct 7th
Make-Believe Maverick : Rolling Stone
Oct 7th
My Bloody Valentine - LA Times Review
Oct 5th
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wreckandsalvage: VP Debate in Song and Dance (via schmoyoho)
Oct 5th
Thanks, but no thanks. (via sarahpalinisdumb)
Oct 3rd
This sums it up pretty well…
Oct 3rd
at My Bloody Valentine. 
Oct 3rd
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Back in high school when I was a little Cuban Billy Corrigan, my friends Colombian James Iha, Jewish...
Oct 2nd