Chris Garcia

2009

December 2
November 4
October 5
September 2
August 8
July 7
June 16
May 29
April 10
March 27
February 29
January 54

2008

December 31
November 34
October 71
September 32
August 25
July 26
June 42
May 59
April 84
March 75
February 70
January 82

2007

December 23
November
October
September 10
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

February Updates

1. I’m interviewing the star of the new CBS sitcom “Welcome to the Captain”  Al...
Jan 31st
Next Monday!
Jan 31st
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The dudes at fatalfarm are killin it these days. The Tim and Eric of the internets.  
Jan 31st
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YOU’VE BEEN RON PAULED (via )
Jan 31st
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rubenfm: The Hulkster endorses Obama!
Jan 31st
Barack Obama, in S.F., takes on the Clintons
Jan 31st
The Believer - Interview with David Simon
Jan 30th
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Next Tuesday’s a big day in Cali! (by Victoria)
Jan 30th

Brodoshop

My tight bro from way back when Mike has been encouraging me to learn photoshop lately. I gave it a...
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
Via Michael Fischer
Jan 28th
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The Chris Garcia Comedy Explosion! Coming soon!
Jan 28th
Flickr and Ffffound have been blowin my mind lately. p.s...
Jan 27th
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Sinbad the latex condom? I don’t know about you, but I’m more of a Scott Bacula the...
Jan 26th
Have you crashed your plane, or recently...
Jan 26th
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I am a huge fan of Shutterbugs, and I consider Bobbe J Thompson, one of our national treasures.  I...
Jan 25th
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Bobbe J Thompson, future President of the United States — rubenfm
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I think this officially makes January 24th, the first annual...
Jan 24th
Above is a picture of Michael K Willams, the fine actor that...
Jan 24th
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Here it is: Michael K Williams aka Omar from “the Wire” as a police officer in R...
Jan 24th
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Trapped in the Closet 10, wherein Michael K Williams discovers that his big fat hillbilly wife has...
Jan 24th
“Working as a paralegal was making me steady money, but I...”
— Patton Oswalt, on standup...
Jan 24th
via found! I’d like to title this one “I’d...
Jan 23rd
Scuba Gooding Jr via Mike Fischer
Jan 23rd
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File this under “I wish I woulda thought of that!”
Jan 23rd

San Francisco question

Does anyone know a doctor who’s good at fixing wrists in SF? Please email me: jakob.lodwick @...
Jan 23rd
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R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 1: “Lick me Somebody” on Vimeo (via...
Jan 23rd
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R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 2: Master of Light and Deception on Vimeo (via...
Jan 23rd
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R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 3: Triumph of the Booty on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Jan 23rd
Collect them all!
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The Chris Garcia Comedy Explosion! February 22nd, 10pm Dark Room Theater, San...
Jan 19th
 (via mike fischer)
Jan 19th
The UK's Flight of the Conchords
Jan 17th
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There is so much wonderful stuff happening in this video.  A few observations: 1. Chris Cornell has...
Jan 17th
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Temple of the Horse on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Jan 17th
First thought upon viewing this photo… I’m never...
Jan 17th
This just in. Top results for Google image...
Jan 17th
“I don’t know how your spanish is, but how do you say...”
— an email from a fellow...
Jan 17th
Free daytime comedy in the Mission this Sunday! Can’t...
Jan 17th
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Ffwd around and thank me later. 
Jan 16th
“i agree with autopsy87”
— via piratewhore on youtube
Jan 15th
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Tranny MC on Vimeo (via Vimeo) I’ve been super sick with the flu and...
Jan 14th
Humble Beginnings. 
Jan 14th
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Love is a sunset that never sets. Plus the ocean is beautiful. on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Jan 14th
Check out a sneak preview of the new jam I'm...
Jan 14th
Sebastian putting that MFA to good use at Little Star pizza...
Jan 12th
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Approve This Message on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Jan 11th
 Kashi (via mike fischer)
Jan 11th
MORGAN FREEMAN (via mike fischer)
Jan 11th
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I was pretty shocked when I looked up “Chris Garcia” on youtube this morning and found...
Jan 10th
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Then again, I guess that that Chris Garcia would be pretty shocked if he saw a guy with his name...
Jan 10th
Okay, I take that last post back, Google. I typed in...
Jan 10th
Maybe I meant tuedo. Google, you  can be such a dick...
Jan 10th

A note from 2003

This was written in one of my old notebooks, from early 2003: MILLION DOLLAR IDEA Bisexual...
Jan 9th

HaHaHall and Oates with Sean Keane

Sean: video question for you
me: yeah
Sean: is it difficult to get a video from youtube, and then edit it down?
the reason i ask is that i was just watching the video for "out of touch" by hall and oates, and i want to make a very short version - just the scene where john oates does a cartwheel in slow motion
me: hahaha
Sean: if you're curious, the cartwheel sequence is at 3:08
http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDm48ImL9w
me: i think the easiest way to go is to try to find a downloadable version
or buy a vhs copy in front of truly mediterreanean on 16th and valencia
Sean: ha
me: i just bought a vhs copy of "Mask" there. They have both ghostbusters movies, encino man, AND out of africa. Oh, and by "they", i mean, "homeless man".
Okay, 3: 08, brb
me: that is one erotic cartwheel
Sean: indeed
at the beginning of the video, hall and oates are squashed by a gigantic rolling bass drum. they got smashed flat, and also turned black and white for some reason
and also oates is jumping
me: i saw them in concert a few months back
oates had no mustache. i wanted my fucking money back
Sean: what?
ripofff
me: it was like seeing a hatless santa, or chucky cheese without his head on
fucking dream crusher
Sean: or a dreadless malcolm jamal-warner
me: hahaha. Little known fact, Malcolm Jamal Warner was born out of dreadlock
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If you love Steve Martin's "Wild and Crazy...
Jan 8th
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“From where I’m standing right now, everything looks like...”
— Rjyan, on 2008
Jan 7th
Craigslist: Tijuana - Classifieds for jobs,...
Jan 7th
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My friend Mike and I always joke about Gary Nolte and Nick Busey, and how much they look and act...
Jan 6th
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Left out on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Jan 5th
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I was just brainstorming names for the big comedy show I’m putting on at the Dark Room in San...
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th

New Years Resolutions

1. To learn Photoshop well enough to create “The White Snipes,” an alternate version of...
Jan 3rd
Pat Minataur by Chris Garcia and Mike Fischer.
Jan 3rd
Breaking news: Chris Garcia and Ali Wong invade Los Angeles...
Jan 2nd
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Mr. Tough on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Jan 2nd
Barf.com - Barf Resources and Information....
Jan 1st
Sunflower Authentic Vietnamese Restaurant -...
Jan 1st
via i123.photobucket.com
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