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Shannon: rkelly is insane
me: hahahahahahaha
Shannon: all he does is sing his arguments
he doesn't even have to write songs. he just has to record his arguments and then sing them
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Shannon: did you really just go see r kelly in concert?
me: yup!
it was fucking AMAZING
Shannon: where'd you go?
me: OAKLAND ARENA
Shannon: fuck
did you do ecstasy?
me: ha. it was me and 50,000 ladies that looked like big mamas house, and two dudes that looked like pootie tang.
Shannon: ha
did you take ali?
me: yeah for xmas
Shannon: lordy
he is so insane
me: i know!
Shannon: i can't believe that lip licking shit.
he's nasty
what goes on in his mind?!
me: sex
sex
more sex
and then slow jams
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Shannon: so he can get sex
me: yeah, but he's on a different plane of existence
he has a powerful mind and crazy emotions and thinks he's god
and he writes fat office lady jams about it
total genius
Shannon: total something
me: you know what kind of power you have to have to control a crowd of 50,000 300 lb black women?
id like to see panda bear do that...
Shannon: ha
dude, i'm not arguing he doesn't have charisma. it's just really crazy.
it's like watching a crazy person on the bus who you keep accidentally making eye contact with, and then you think they're going to attack you.
me: hahahahhahahaha

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I’m gonna see R Kelly in concert tonight. Pumped!

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