One Hell of a Fixer Upper
me: So you remember that hoopty half wannabe ikea showroom/half hello kitty condo on California St that we looked at a while ago?
Ali: Yups
Me: Well, I was just reading about Sammy Davis Jr, who I just found out is Cuban, and is basically my new hero. Anyway, there was this theory that he joined the Church of Satan for a while back in the 70's, so I did some research, and, uh, I found out that the church of satan, the actual church (the temple) was located in our neighborhood! I got the address and just drove down there. THAT CONDO IS THE HOUSE OF SATAN!!!
Ali: Oh my gahds I had totally heard about this. A contractor, who is one of Cliff's buddies refused to work for them to do the remodeling because there was blood all over the walls and shieeet. Was this the place that was being sold where I took the dump?
Me: Ding ding ding!!! You dropped the kids off at La Casa Del Diablo!!!
Me: That's one helluva fixer upper. "We'll just take those pentagrams, move them them to the study, take the baby goat out of the chimney, put the altar on the balcony- use it as a bbq, and voila, good as new!
Jun 16th