2008

Jul

New Video! ”Sean Keane’s Magic Box.” Watch my roommate and fellow comic Sean as...

I’m really glad I googled Teen Wolf at 2am.

Shout out in the Pink Pages

Tonight! aliwong: The SF Chronicle highlighted tonight’s Onion show as one of their featured picks...

Next Monday! The Onion Presents: The Dirty Birds Show! Come...

Catch brilliant Stand Up Comic and improviser Sean Keane as...

Patton Oswalt and friend.

Comedian Patton Oswalt's commencement speech...

Me and future me at Zeitgeist.

My tight bros from way back when came to visit me for the 4th of July. Here’s a quick little...

Ladies Love a Man in Unicorn on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

Thunderant - Carrie Brownstein from Sleater Kinney and SNL’s Fred Armisen in “Feminist...

My new roommate…

Jun

caleparks: Jump that burguh in the moon! Chris Garcia: ...

American Apparel video featured on Comedy...

My buddy Alex Koll aka “Shred Begley Jr” won first place at the US Air Guitar Regional...

A short interview about my Mind of Garcia...

This Friday! Buy tickets here.

Jerry Seinfeld on George Carlin’s Life and...

I’m really gonna miss this girl. (via comediaotravez)

Hulk Hogan is huge in Japan (sent to me by Mike Fischer)

Las ultimas palabras de la Pequeña Hillary...

Mind of Garcia - Informercial on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

One Hell of a Fixer Upper

me: So you remember that hoopty half wannabe ikea showroom/half hello kitty condo on California St that we looked at a while ago?
Ali: Yups
Me: Well, I was just reading about Sammy Davis Jr, who I just found out is Cuban, and is basically my new hero. Anyway, there was this theory that he joined the Church of Satan for a while back in the 70's, so I did some research, and, uh, I found out that the church of satan, the actual church (the temple) was located in our neighborhood! I got the address and just drove down there. THAT CONDO IS THE HOUSE OF SATAN!!!
Ali: Oh my gahds I had totally heard about this. A contractor, who is one of Cliff's buddies refused to work for them to do the remodeling because there was blood all over the walls and shieeet. Was this the place that was being sold where I took the dump?
Me: Ding ding ding!!! You dropped the kids off at La Casa Del Diablo!!!
Me: That's one helluva fixer upper. "We'll just take those pentagrams, move them them to the study, take the baby goat out of the chimney, put the altar on the balcony- use it as a bbq, and voila, good as new!

Barack Obama-sistible! (via detroitoctane) The funniest song parody by the funniest song parody...

“Creating content is expensive. The cost of the tools may...”
— Mark Cuban (via marco) (via...

The Ten Performers Who Won’t Be Changing...

The FIVE Performers Who Won’t Be...

5) Kenny G Real Name: Kenneth Gunt 4) Sarah Jessica Parker Real Name: Gordon Shumway (link) 3)...

Move over Mencia, there’s a new sheriff in town, and...

Jury Acquits R. Kelly of All Counts -...

R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 1: “Lick me Somebody”

R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 2: Master of Light and Deception

R Kelly: Genius from the Future - Part 3: Triumph of the Booty

Looks like I'm going back to L.A

Mike: You know that tux shop that we climbed up on top of
with all the naked statues?
Me: Oh, the one with the naked statues?
Mike: Yeah
Me: I thought you meant the other tux shop
Mike: Shut up and listen! Now all the statues are wearing pastel colored shirts
Mike: ONLY shirts
me: ahahahahah
Mike: gotta take another picture, bro. we gotta go by american apparel and get a pastel shirt for you, then you pose with the rest of them... with no pants.
Chris: See you in 6 hours.

Time to flip the script.

“If there is anyone funnier than Kevin James in Hitch… I want...”
— Random comment by NBA...

(via dobbsie:lifeofbk:rumorsontheinternets) The BPA (ft David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal)

Hee hee-s and Ha ha-s!

karenabad: I went and saw my vimeo friend Chris Garcia do comedy tonight in San Francisco and it...

Read Sean Keane's hilarious interview with...

Chris Garcia and Sean Keane Talk NBA...

seankeane: Chris Garcia: You know, I have to agree with Phil Jackson, the officiating has been...

Mom and dad, 1984.

Happy as Larry by Jim Blake.

Cubans guard glasses on Lennon statue after...

The Dick Cheney dunk tank at the Temescal Street Fair in...

Come by the Dark Room in the Mission tonight to see yours...

Purple Reign in Boston?

The NBA Finals start today, and as a life long Laker fan, I couldn’t be more...

I’m gonna go ahead and say this is ahead of its time…

This banner often sits at the top of my myspace page....

We did it! BTW, I find it retarded that after months and...

seankeane: ledgergermane: David Cross Tattoo Bested by...

May

Celebrate the Lakers win with your very own...

Not Pictured: Kwame Brown

Me and Sasha Vujacic

Chris and Ali - Episode 2: The Party on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

(via Chris Garcia Comedy)

When in Rome…

I’ll be at the Purple Onion tonight!

Tonight at the Purple Onion!

seankeane: At the height of the Euro Invasion of the NBA, I...

“Mortal combating/Shrinking heads” Sent to me by...

I’m not sure where this photo was taken, but I got 5...

Tiger attack survivor is charged with...

Letter to Hillary Rodham Clinton

Los Angeles (via Homies In Heaven) I’m coming home...

seankeane: “Robert Horry Saves The Day”, by Grand Incredible Tonight, San Antonio and New...

“I don’t know how to explain it. You hear all these clichés,...”
— Will Durst, via sfstandup

I Shart Huckabee. Mike Huckabee jokes about shooting Obama at N.R.A. meeting. It’s really...

There will be Little Lady - a brilliant mash up by Sean...

Pictured right to left: Anne Marie, Shannon, Me, and...

A little Ice T for a sunny day. “Ice T Dream” by Wreck and Salvage (via Vimeo)

Weekend At Bernie’s II: The Conga Line. It’s way too nice to be cooped up at the...

seankeane: The temperature in San Francisco is 98 Degrees.

Hotter than Heyyyy-des: Sean Keane and...

me: I really cant handle sf when it's hot. The outfits are ridiculous. Dickies turned shorts and derby caps, howard the duck tank tops, it makes me miss LA
Sean Keane: this is officially no-bra thursday in SF as well
me: hahahaha
Sean: In the castro, it's ok to wear a fishing hat in public
me: If at least 80 dudes wear fishing caps, they legalize gay marriage.
So, me and ali can legally wed now
Sean: does that mean previous outlaw wedddings are now legit?
this is going to be the gayest night in the castro since Badlands had Half-Priced Appletini and Free Butt Plug Night back in '05
me: yeah theyre legal now. it's called writ of fabulous corpus
Sean: we should start developing a gay divorce court show right now
me: Judge Nudy
maybe judge tootie?
judge foodie!
Sean: judge Foodie
i like it
played by Nato Green
me: naturally!
let's do this!
Sean: would he do food-related cases?
or just eat during his crappy small claims cases?
me: the defendant - blake lancerton, owner of man tan # 3 tanning salon on owner claims that "tran tan #3" is using a similar name to steal his transvestite client base
Sean: ha. and tran tan's owner claims their waxing and aromatherapy service differentiate them
me: we use tea tree oil and they use lavender (a tranny named LAVENDER)

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From the Official Blog of Ali Wong, re Our Dinner Tuesday: Yesterday was Chris Garcia’s birthday,...

karenabad: Bill O’Reilly Flips Out: Dance Party Megamix (via Thommy Browne) It’s even...

“Hey, Happy Birthday, man. Today is a magical day. You, my...”
— Bryan Odom

Top 10 Notable Events - May 13th

10) Pope Innocent XIII ”Best name is the Bizness” born, 1655. 9) The Jamestown...

You betta Shrekognize...

Click. Click. GIve.

Happy Yother’s Day

My good friend Kevin Camia on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham which airs June 6th.

Here’s Kevin at the first annual day after Easter...

The music and really simple, ridiculous concept make this video really fun to watch. I think that...

Another day at the office. (From FFFFound)

FFFFOUND! FRIDAYS!!

Evolution #9

I’ve been going through the vaults and watching a lot of old stand up clips by some of my...

Sarah Silverman - The early years.

Early Tracy Morgan on Def Jam.

Steven Wright: circa 1985

schlomo: Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away, sung by Miss Piggy perezhilton THIS IS...

seankeane: When the Lakers win the title this year, I think...

MySpace.com - LAZ D - PORTLAND, Oregon - Rap ...

Kids of Widney High - Pretty Girls (via ) These guys are the best! I saw them perform live at...

Happy Sisqo de Mayo

A Great Friend… (via mike fischer)

Steve Martin, Letterman, Leno, Gary Shandling, and Eddie Murphy’s first time on Carson. Peep...

Woody Allen - The Moose (via ) One of my favorite bits from one of my all time favorite comics. The...

This journalist has a very important...

Me and this Guy and some other people will be performing at...

American Apparel video to be screened at the...

American Apparel on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

Apr

The Poetry of Adrien Chen (via Vimeo)

Soccer superstar Ronaldo claims bribery by...

Beverly Hills 9021Ohm

Ohm Alone 2: Lost in New York. “This time it’s...

Two Shows, Two weird pictures of me.